Enter the Artifactorium!!

I keep having people ask me about my collection or those who have visited in person wish to be able to share the awesomeness with others who haven't had the immense life altering pleasure and so I'm posting a bunch o' pictures here. The shear force of cool that radiates from this nerditorium keeps all jocks at bay (unfortunately, it has the same effect on girls) (good thing I'm already married) (and yes that's to a real girl and not some fat guy's avatar in World of Warcraft) (I learned from that mistake before) (from my friend's mistake, not mine.) (although that bearded dwarf does bring in a lot of gold...)

I'll have to detail these a bit later. For now, I'm just trying to get the pics up. I don't know why it underlined everything. Can't figure out how to undo that. I can build a flux capicator, but I can't figure out how to un-underline a bunch of text.